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April Fool’s Day

April Fools

Druid (Knowers of Trees) Priests were called “Old Fools” and mocked Jesus by riding Hobby Horses into Congregations dressed as Old Testament prophets; on Judgment Day, they will wish they hadn’t. Pulling Pranks on one another originated with Jesus being sent on “Fool’s Errands”; mock Jesus and Judgment will not be pleasant.
Easter has nothing to do with the Resurrection of Jesus. Jesus was born on Feast of Tabernacles 6 BC and Crucified on Passover Eve 27 AD. Jesus was 1 1/2 years old in Egypt when Nabattean Arab-Edomite King Herod ordered the Slaughter of Innocents during Easter 4 BC; he died and the temple bearing his name was destroyed precisely as Jesus said it would be leaving behind Cryptos (False Converts) like the Edomite King Herod behind at the Wailing Wall wearing Yarmulkes. Herod is the real April Fool. Want to get right with God? Stop celebrating the conception (Easter) and birth (Christmas) of Lucifer!
Jesus was Crucified on Passover Eve (13 Nisan), laid in the sepulchre at Even to complete the Feast of Unleavened Bread (14 Nisan) and rose the 3rd Day on Feast of First FruitsI (17 Nisan) It doesn’t take a math genius to see there are not 3 days from Good Friday at Even to Easter First Light. Edomite King Herod celebrated Easter (Acts 12:4 KJV), why on Earth are you? The Easter Rabbit is the Assyrian Idol of Anammellech (2 KI 17:30)
Jesus was sent on “Fool’s Errands” from fake Illigitimate retired High Priest Annas to Pontius Pilate to Annas’ son-in law Caiaphas, to Herod, and back to Pilate before the Crucifixion. In 2015, Passover and Easter aligned with a Lunar Eclipse over the Western World. West is the land of the Dead in Egyptian religion featured in the Carbon Fund Logo and Obama’s Masonically designed Setting Sun Logo; the 8th Tetrad in history. Why 8? 8 people were saved in the Ark and faith in JESUS is the 8th and final Covenant between Man and God.
The Holy Grail was found at San Isidro (Isidore of Seville) Basilica in Leon, Spain. The cup used by Jesus Christ at the Last Supper to represent the Bloodline of Jesus and Mary Magdalene’s Merovingian “Christ Kids” is indeed an “Isidro” meaning “Gift of Isis”. BS! Isis means Throne; specifically the Throne of Pergamum “Satan’s Seat”. St Isidore was famous for compiling “Etymologiae” a summa of Universal Knowledge which is why he is the Patron Saint of the Internet; with St Al of Gore of course. The Gate of Isis framed the entrance to the Temple of Baal in Palmyra, Syria (Mormon Church began in Palmyra NY); in April an exact replica of the Arch of Isis at the Temple of Baal in Palmyra, Syria was installed in Times Square NY and Trafalgar Sq London. Why? America is named after Amurru aka Palmyra.
CERN is a Cryptogram for Cernunnos “Horned One”; Gravity, Gravity Waves, Dark Matter, Worm Holes and Parallel Universes are Satanic Bull Shit. To go with this monumental BS is the Holy Grail of Science “Gravity Waves” “Discovered” during “Hilaria”, the 8 day festival beginning March 25 and ending April Fool’s Day 2015. Why not much news coverage? The world went on the largest Easter Egg Hunt aka Fool’s Errand in history searching for MH370 (cryptogram for Elohim aka Saturn). Gravity Waves, not God created Matter immediately after the Big Bang and Gravity is the “Force” that gives Mass to Matter; also BS. Using minute fluctuations in “Gravity”, NASA announced the Cassini space probe had found proof of an inhabitable ocean under 20 miles of ice on Saturn’s moon “Elceladus”; Saturn’s mythical yet Giant Trumpeter of Arms. Hilarious isn’t it? Cassini was Court Astrologer to King Louis XVI called the “Sun King” The Cult of Saturn has called its Anonymous Legion of followers to arms and Christians are busy with Lent, Hot Cross Buns and Easter Rabbit Egg Hunts. Feel like a Fool yet?
Hilaria The celebration of the resurrection of Attis (Green man) occurs as the Sun leaves Pisces and enters Aries. Easter is Ishtar, Astarte or Ashtaroth, the Wife of Saturn also known as Cybele the consort of Attis,. Satan goes by these names, having originated in Galatia (Turkey) and carried to the Kingdom of Pergamum in Arcadia, Greece. This Edomite Kingdom was founded by Attalus II of Philadelphia, which Jesus warned was the “Synagogue of Satan” and “Those who say they are Jews but are not”. Funny isn’t it? The City of Brotherly Love is full of Edomites in Robes teaching Christians about Santa Claus and Easter Bunnies! Wonder why the plague killing 99% of humanity in the movie 12 Monkeys originated in Philadelphia?
Jesus 7 Church Warnings in Revelation 2-3, the last one “Laodicea” means “Luke Warm” and Jesus spues every “Luke Warm” Christian out of His mouth!. Satanists have some Gaul eh? Sardonic Laughter is a term for the facial contortions made in the throws of death, by sacrifices given in fire to Saturn/Molech. Funny? Hilarious? Jesus doesn’t think so.
March 29 is the Feast of Saturn (St Satur is St Dionysius, and St Bacchus aka “Green Man”) where Saturn is rendered STUR in Chaldee; Gematically giving the Mark of the Beast 666. It is no coincidence in Prophecy Summit 2014 at Disneyworld is Saturn’s Day March 29, coincident with the release of the Holy Wood abomination Noah and the “Huli Festival” Prophecy Summit Liars are convincing people the Nephilim are real, the Rapture of the Church and Return of Jesus Christ is imminent. No, folks, the return of Saturn is imminent.
The Six Pointed Star of Saturn, Milcom, Chiun, Chemosh is used on Hindu Monuments, Synagogues, the Mormon Tabernacle (of Molech), Muslim Mosques, Shinto Shrines, and Buddhist Temples as a rejection of God. The Yarmulke, worn by a variety of religions, notably at Herod’s Wailing Wall is in fact merely the Cap of Cybele, a symbol of rejection of Jesus Christ and the tearing of the Temple Veil.
The Cult of Saturn refers to Jesus as the “April Fool”, the “0” Fool Card in Tarot, “Huli Fool”, “April Fish”, “Gowk”, “Dunce” sent on Fool’s Errands from the Palace of Caiaphas to the Praetoreum of Pontius Pilate, to the House of Annas, to the Palace of Herod and back to Pilate before the Crucifixion. Anuit Coeptus, on the $US 1 Dollar Bill is a cryptogram for Annas and Caiaphas, the killers of God in Flesh; Hilarious isn’t it?
Hindoos have been making “Huli Fools” for over 3000 years to mark the defeat of evil by throwing colored powder in honor of the female demon “Holika” and the 8th Avatar of Vishnu is “Krishna”, meaning “Black or Night”; it’s called the “Feast of Colours” because Black is the result of mixing the colors of the Rainbow. LGBT Movement uses the Rainbow as do Masons after Ritually rejecting Jesus Christ at the Rainbow Arch Degree.
Druid Priests were called “Old Fools”, giving sermons mocking the Divinity of Jesus dressed as Old Testament Prophets and riding Hobby Horses into the Congregation. French “Poisson d’ Avil” mocked the Passion Week by sending Fools on ridiculous errands to mock Jesus being sent from Chief Priest Annas to Chief Priest Caiaphas, to the Roman Pontius Pilate, to the Edomite Herod and back to Pilate before being made the “Fool” and Crucified. Pretty funny eh? Scotland called it “Hunting the Cuckoo” (European Crow), a mockery of the Crow (Raven) Noah sent from the Ark. The Edomite “Purim” (God is not mentioned in the book of Esther; God did not ordain Purim, and Purim is not Jewish in any sense) and the Zoroastrian (0=Zoro=Seed; Ashta=Star, Venus or Woman) “Nowruz”, and “Huli” are similar to April Fool’s Day; Obama’s practical joke was sending Depleted Uranium munitions to “Protect Civilians” in Libya while on vacation. In 2014 April Fool’s errands were sending dozens of ships and planes on a “Wild Goose Chase” searching for parts of Malaysia #370.; all in good fun folks! Hilaria (Hillary) celebrated the Zoroastrian version of “Poisson d’ Avril” in France and Hindoos in Krishna Temples the world over tossed colored water and powdered chalk at each other; the “Black One” is “Krishna” aka “Dark Knight”; Science calls this “Dark Matter” or “Black Hole”, the ultimate form of “Gravity” aka “God Particles”. Just Hilarious isn’t it!

April 1 “Fool’s Day” and Jan 1 “Feast of Circumcision” are 3 months apart as are Tabernacles (actual birth of Jesus Christ) and Christmas, (birth of Sol Invictus). The Roman Saturnalia aka Christmas begins on St Lucia Day “Bride of Light” lasting a week; the Pope (Father here refers to God the FATHER as well as the Roman Pontiff) was mocked as “Lord of Misrule”. When Jesuits took over Rome in the mid 1500’s New Year became Jan 1 named after the 2 faced god of beginnings “Janus”; the original Feast of Sub-Deacons became “Guild of Fools”, the original “All Fool’s Day”; pretty hilarious eh? George Bush Sr “Magog” hilariously allowed 150,000 Iraqi conscripts to accept a Truce on Purim in 1991 before burning them with fuel-air bombs and burying them along the Highway of Death; his son George “Gog” Bush hilariously launched the Shock and Awe (Shekinah) campaign using Depleted Uranium Core Tomahawk Cruise Missiles at Baghdad by accusing his business partner Saddam Hussein of involvement with Al Qaeda; if that’s not funny enough, 20 years after the first and 8 years after the 2nd, Obama hilariously sent Depleted Uranium bombs and missiles to “Protect Libyan Civilians”. J Robert Oppenheimer quoted the book attributed to Krishna “Bhagavad Gita” after witnessing the Trinity Atomic explosion of the bomb named “Gadget”; “I have become Death, the destroyer of world’s”. It was a Plutonium Bomb first used on people at Nagasaki called “Fat Man” and later used in Reactor #3 at Fukushima in Sendei Japan. Malaysian #370 is just another Huli Fool prank, albeit one that has garnered the attention of 4 plane loads of CDC Epidemiologists, sent to Diego Garcia. Come on people, sending God on Fool’s Errands before killing Him is just good fun! NOT!!